Humpty Trumpty Sat On His Wall...

It seems as though lately Donald Trump's efforts to find a source for paying for his wall has run into a few dead ends. Mexico refuses to pay for it, money for it wasn't written into this year's spending bill and the notion he has to get the military to fork over $35 billion isn't sitting too well with Congress. So in order to solve this problem, The Donald has  had to do some creative thinking, and due to my inside contacts at the White House (the guy I met the other day who was throwing his ice cream wrapper over the fence on Pennsylvania Ave.), I've learned that Donald has come up with a list of the...

TOP 10 IDEAS TRUMP HAS FOR WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL

10.) Prince Harry and Megan's wedding guests

9.) Kim Jung Un

8.) Stormy Daniels

7.)  “Crooked Hillary”

6.) Robert Mueller

5.) Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and every attorney he's had who's quit on him

4.) Rosie O'Donnell

3.) Eric and Donald Jr.'s piggy banks

2.) The last graduating class from Trump University

AND THE NUMBER ONE IDEA TRUMP HAS FOR WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL...

Everyone one who bought a “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” baseball cap

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