Well, actually no. Evidently Comey was smart enough to hold one page of his notes back -- notes which could be the most damning of all for the Trump presidency. But thanks to my inside sources at the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the guy who sells hot dogs and soft drinks from a cart outside FBI headquarters -- try him, his prices are reasonable), I now have in my possession a transcript of that final page, and you, my dear friends will be the first to see it. So without further delay (and with a federal subpoena probably hanging over my head from this moment on), here are the
TOP 10 NOTES JAMES COMEY WROTE AFTER
MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP
10.) Keeps an emergency McDonald's Happy
Meal in his desk just in case of nuclear war
9.) Thought Rudy Giuliani was much more
appealing as a woman
8.) Wondered if I happened to know any
Playboy centerfold models or Russian hookers – said he was asking
for a friend
7.) If you blow on his hair, you'll
startle the family of grasshoppers living in it
6.) Said his favorite poem begins with
“There was a young man from Nantucket”
5.) Told me his endearing pet nickname for
Sean Hannity is “That lyin' sack of Irish potatoes”
4.) Kept asking me to check a suspicious discolored
mole he had in a place where I didn't want to look
3.) Wondered if I could tell him where
Syria was – said he was asking for a friend
2.) Knew all along that Obama was really
born in Hawaii. Only said he was born in Kenya because Eric and
Donald Jr. kept asking him where black people come from
AND THE NUMBER ONE NOTE JAMES COMEY
WROTE AFTER MEETING WITH DONALD TRUMP...
Told me I could look forward to getting
plenty of mentions in his future tweets
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"Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength."
-- Thomas Pynchon
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