Let's face it. It's been a rough year with the economy, the government and even our culture all seemingly in an upheaval, but hopefully, we've finally arrived at the time of the year where we can put aside all our worries and cares and just relax a little.
But not this year. The things that have been happening since January don't just stop and take the day off on Turkey Day, so sadly we're going to have to cope for the time being; and thus unfortunately, I guess I'll have to be the one to deliver the sad news that this year's problems are far from over and make you aware of the...
TOP TEN SIGNS THE U.S. IS HAVING A BAD THANKSGIVING
10.) RFK Jr. says eating turkey causes autism
9.) MAGA supporters begin to protest at shopping malls, demanding the day after Thanksgiving be called "White Friday"
8.) Trump just imposed a 500 percent tariff on your giblets
7.) Your bank is currently offering long-term low-interest loans so you can afford Thanksgiving dinner
6.) Saying “Sounds gay to me,” Pete Hegseth prohibits all military personnel from eating candied yams
5.) 1-800-BUTTERBALL Hotline is being staffed by laid off air traffic controllers
4.) When asked what kind of dressing he likes, Trump replies “I like young beautiful women who are undressing”
3.) Mike Johnson shuts down the government again, calling Thanksgiving a socialist ploy on the part of Bernie Sanders and AOC
2.) Macy’s Santa Claus manhandled and detained by ICE agents for illegally entering the country every December 24th
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THE U.S. IS HAVING A BAD THANKSGIVING…
This year, Trump’s pardoning turkeys that have only one wing
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