Geography 101 - Donald Trump Style

Okay, so we all had a good laugh about the fact that Donald Trump made up a country out of thin air when addressing the African representatives at the UN this week.  But I started wondering: Maybe that was an indication that he thinks that there are a lot of countries out there that we've never heard that he wants to bring to our attention, just so his rich buddies can go into them, take what they want out of them and get richer. After all, according to Donald, isn't that what life is all about?

As a result, I've decided to let you all know about some of the other countries that Donald sees inside his head that you may never have heard of -- and the way things are going, at some point, we all may end up existing only inside his head. So with the utmost expedience, here are the...

TOP 10 COUNTRIES DONALD TRUMP THINKS REALLY EXIST

10.) Rumumba

9.) Nambipambia

8.) Munchkin Land

7.) Guacamola

6.) Wheat Czech Republic

5.) Kingdom of Melania

4.) Macaroon

3.) Komickonistan

2.) Sri Vanka

AND THE NUMBER ONE COUNTRY DONALD TRUMP THINKS REALLY EXISTS...

Any country that's willing to pay for the wall

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"Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength."

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