Halloween 2021: What to Wear, What to Wear

 

Well, friends, it seems that we can finally start to breathe a bit more easily again (unless that is, you live in certain parts of Florida or Texas), because the bondage we've all been suffering under due to the COVID situation is starting to ease up. So this year, we'll be able to let off a little steam with  Halloween costume parties and maybe some trick or treating.  

But since  the last two years have also seemingly brought with them  a whole new host of frightening creatures and characters, it only seems right that this year's best ghost and goblin costumes should reflect that assortment of misfits and deviants; and  I've got it on reliable authority (the guy that empties the dumpsters at my local Party City) of just what are the hot ticket items this year. So whether you're  going to a party, doing some door to door trick or treating, or just greeting kids on your porch while wearing a costume that is guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of them, here are my recommendations for the:

 TOP TEN SCARIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR 2021

10.) Prom Night Matt

9.) Coffin Tester Mitch

8.) Phantom Of The Adult Book Store

7.)  Eric And Junior, The Two-headed Monster

6.) Apocalypse Kim

5.) Texas Grid Chainsaw Ted 

4.) Andy the Overly Friendly Ghost

3.) Dumpster Demon Steve

2.) Mind Control Mark

AND THE NUMBER ONE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME FOR 2021...

Tucker The TV Terrorist








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