Halloween: What to Wear, What to Wear

So once again the year has rolled around to that time where we see more  ghosts and phantoms than we used to get with bad over the air TV reception. A time where we're all free to let out our inner child and pick a costume which allows us to act out any character or alternate personality we have hidden deep within our souls.

But as Brom Bones said to Ichabod crane, Beware!  Should you decide to attend a celebration of the evening wearing something that some would think was not socially acceptable or was even totally objectionable, you might not only not win the best costume contest, you might get kicked out of the party altogether. And so, just as a precaution, I present the: 

TOP 10 PERSONS YOU DON'T WANT TO DRESS UP AS ON HALLOWEEN...

10.) The Devil Wears Walmart

9.) Kim Jong Runt

8.) Tool Time Matt

7.) Sean Spicey

6.) Balloon Boy

5.) Wicked Witch of the West Wing

4.) Dr. Sadisticus

3. Chicken-white Man

 

2.) Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

AND THE NUMBER ONE PERSON YOU DON'T WANT TO DRESS UP AS ON HALLOWEEN...

Rudy Ghouliani

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"Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength."

-- Thomas Pynchon